Knowing that you can’t study for law school exams 24/7, I enjoy watching the new show “The League” on FX. It’s one of the funniest TV shows out there right now. Here’s some of my favorites quotes thus far….
- “God bless Fantasy Football. There are many things a man can do with his time. And this, is better than those things.”
- “How does a woman know that their husband has slow swimmers?”
- “Can I ask why you look like a Russian house DJ?”
- “First of all, just so you know, this is the exact same thing Vin Diesel wore in XXX and he’s the extreme James Bond.”
- “I may be the commissioner of this league, but that does not make me designated sticker bitch!”
- “When two guys have had sex with the same girl, they’re eskimo brothers. You have to know what your eskimo family tree is. It’s how you get things done.”
- “I got a deal with Jenny. I can watch as much porn as I want as long as I can work out to it.”
- “I can’t go cuz my wife is my best friend”
- “We made Ellie into our little slave. It’s (having kids) awesome, dude! Trust me.”
- “The Jetta Rule is a fact…like water or dinosaurs”
- I can explain . . . but it won’t make you feel any better”
- Did he just Shiva Blast in here?
Watch it here!