Top 10 Tiger Woods Status Updates

  1. “Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver”
  2. “A rich professional athlete who cheats on his wife? Now I’ve heard everything.”
  3. “This is perhaps the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards”
  4. “It could be worse. – Kobe Bryant”
  5. “I prefer this version of the story… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE”
  6. “Tiger Woods deserves a Mulligan”
  7. “Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife”
  8. “After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree”
  9. “So Tiger Woods walks into a jewelry store and asks the clerk, “Can I get the Kobe Bryant special?”
  10. Tiger woods should change his name to lion cheetah

And  a few more:

  • “When you are the guy he is, the world’s best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff … And maybe not just do it, like Nike says.”
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