Circumstantial Evidence After Finals

Top five pieces of circumstantial evidence that one has just finished law school finals:

  1. There is no food in the fridge except coffee creamer and humus
  2. You will have zero clean clothes, except that ugly sweater your aunt gave you last Christmas that you refuse to wear
  3. You have acquired an innate desire to be hungover
  4. You feel like Andy Dufresne after escaping from Shawshank State Prison
  5. You realize that you haven’t spoken with non law school friends  for over three weeks

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