Jersey Shore Drinking Game

Jersey Shore is the worst best show that reality TV has to offer these days. For those unfamiliar with the show – imagine “The Hills” on steroids, dipped in bronzer, and slathered in hair gel… only more addicting. Thus, I’ve created a splendid drinking game that one should play after learning about the Fed. Rules of Civil Procedure, Con-Law, or if you just want to procrastinate from that take-home final that you’ve been putting off for the past few days. So without further ado here are the rules:

Take a shot of HARD ALCOHOL when:

  • Anyone is seen fist-bumping, especially Vinny
  • Ronnie appears with a shirt ON
  • There’s a fight taking place on the show
  • Two cast members hook up on camera

Take a sip of BEER when:

  • You spot Ed Hardy apparel
  • Someone is wearing sunglasses during the evening
  • A guy appears shirtless
  • Someone is shown lifting weights
  • Someone mispronounces Nicole’s nickname (Snooki?)
  • Someone says “guido” or “guidette”
  • Pauley D does his hair
  • Ronnie uses the blender
  • Someone uses the duck phone provided in the house
  • Someone is shown wearing a bikini

“The Situation” Rules:

  • Take a sip of BEER  when the word “situation” is used in its proper context.
  • Add another sip when it’s used TWICE in the same sentence.
  • and finally….FINISH your beer when Mike uses the phrase to refer to his abs!

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