Random Sports Quote Everyone Should Read

An MLB Scout described Jason Heyward as:

“Willie Mays making love to Mickey Mantle on a speeding comet that is passing through the orbit of Planet God before the comet crashes down in the past and eliminates the Axis forces, tearing a hole in the space-time continuum and warping into the future, where it blows up Cyberdyne Systems headquarters upon reentry.”

No legal twist here, just a shout-out to baseball in honor of opening week!

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