5 iPhone Apps For Law School That Need To Happen

Professor Near Alert Alarm

• This alarm would alert you when a law school professor is lurking nearby in class. This app would cause your iphone to vibrate in your pocket signaling for you beware that a teacher is nearby. With this app everyone will know when to get off Facebook or Gchat and start paying attention in class.

Dollar Menu Combination Generator

• This app is for the suddenly frugal law student who spent all their loan money within the first three weeks of the semester. It asks how much money you have and creates different combination’s at  various fast food dollar menus, allowing you to maximize your options. It even allows you to mix and match from different restaurants so you can have those 2 apple pies from McDonalds with that 5 dollar box from Taco Bell without worrying whether have enough money for both.

Brief  Citation Checker

• This app does exactly what it’s title says it does, it checks your briefs and memo’s for citation errors. Invest in this app and gone are the days of memorizing the archaic rules that govern legal citation.

Drunk o’ Meter

• This app measures, using various variables (including a typing and knowledge test), how drunk the person using the app is. This could range from, “Wow, that one drink made me sleepy” to “It’s my first time in Vegas and I don’t  remember any of my bad decisions drunk.” Thus, while it’s no breathalyzer but it should be accurate enough to tell you when you should not drive home, thus ensuring that there are no blemishes on your application of Moral Character when you apply to be a lawyer.

Law School Goggles Identifier

• This app allows someone to upload a picture of a fellow law school student to identify whether or not they have fallen victim to having a case of law school goggles. This is a symptom that law school students develop when  they find themselves attracted to people that they would never have been attracted to in the real world. this usually happens very early into their first semester of law school. This app is brutally honest and will hold nothing back.