Naughty Things You Can Only Say on Thanksgiving

  1. Talk about a huge breast!
  2. Tying the Legs Together to keep the inside moist
  3. It’s cooooool whip time!
  4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
  5. That’s one terrific spread.
  6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
  7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
  8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
  10. Don’t play with your meat.
  11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in…
  12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all the people at once?
  13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
  14. You still have a little bit on your chin…
  15. How long will it take after you put it in?
  16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up!
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One Response to “Naughty Things You Can Only Say on Thanksgiving”

  1. That reminds me of a ex girlfriend…

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