SF Giants World Series 2010 Drinking Game

Tonight, in an epic battle for the ages, Tim Lincecum will take on Cliff Lee in the 2010 World Series. Furthermore, because Giant’s baseball has been aptly themed “Torture” for the 2010 season, I bring you the San Francisco Giants World Series Drinking Game. To play, sit down in front of the game with your favorite adult beverage and do as follows:

Take a sip of your beverage….

• Every time the announcers discuss the NL having home field advantage for the first time in a while.

• Every time Joe Buck/Tim McCarver avoids getting overly excited about a Giants play where most partial announcers would.

• Anytime Josh Hamilton faces a left handed pitcher.

• A  Giant’s players facial hair is mentioned. 2+ sips if Wilson’s Beard is mentioned.

• Anytime Tim Lincecum gets a strikeout. You must also yell “You’re Fucking Out!“

Finish your Beverage if…

• The Machine is mentioned.

• Torture is mentioned.

• At the end of every inning (this will help keep the torture at bay)

Take a shot when…

• The Giants score a run!

• Uribe flashes his Jazz hands

• Any Giant’s Nicknames are mentioned: This includes  The Freak or The Franchise, Big Daddy and Huff Daddy, B-Weezy and Buster Ballgame, Pat the Bat and the Panda, oooh-REE-bay and Andres the Giant, Sanchy and Sanchy, and Ross is the Boss.

And finally take a champage shower when:

• The Giants win a game!

(Other Suggestions are welcome…Please Comment!)