Law School Corporations Drinking Game

This game was passed on to me from a USF Corporations Professor survivor… they said they played with water, but you could also hypothetically play with beer. If you go to USF, you know exactly which Professor this game applies to…

Corporations Drinking Game

One Drink:

If the Professor says…

• Thank you, thank you (must be twice)
• Not to belabor the point
• Not to put the horse before the cart
• Say more (there is no accumulation for “say more”’s within the same “paragraph” of each other. Use spirit of the game to govern.
• Someone start us off (and 3 seconds of silence counting by Mississippis).
• Any questions about ________ and there are no questions.
• Does anyone want to argue that __________ and there are no arguments/ questions.
• That is an excellent question (when student makes a statement).
• You argument is ______ (when student asks a question).
• I could go on and on…
• Exactly Right (there is no accumulation for “exactly right”’s within the same “paragraph” of each other. Use spirit of the game to govern.)
• Unneeded blinds adjustment.

Special rule:

• When someone comes in late, waterfall for as long as Professor stares at that person in disgust.

Finish your Drink:

• No pun intended and there is no discernible pun
• Comments overtly on lateness

Shotgun a Beer:

• Shows up in anything other than a turtleneck.